This Must Be What It Is Like When Metal Fans Hook Up

Another Craigslist post for today. This on is of a metal 'missed connection' in Chicago. The female poster writes:

"Me: Blue hair, silver tube top, fishnets, Knee high black biker boots.
You: Red mohawk, black pentagram gauges, viper piercings.

"I was grinding on you in the pit, then we went to the bathroom, and got fucked up. You had a nice cock and I was wasted so I let raw dog it in the stall.
You were really good and you had to gag me so I would make too much noise.

"Anyway I'm pregnant. It's yours. contact me if you want to be part of your child's life."

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