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Tom Warrior selling his wooden Jesus dildo

Tom Warrior of Triptykon is selling two wooden Jesus dildos from his collection. (see photo below) Warrior stated the following about the items:

"Phallus I/2011; metal Jesus mounted to wooden dildo cross; wood, white metal, steel, epoxy, and black enamel. This phallus sculpture is a unique, individual piece of which only one exists world-wide, hand-made by the artist. Cross created from 3 German hand-crafted, spruce wood dildos. Crucified messiah figurine and INRI insignia in metal. Dimensions: height approx. 20 cm (7.9"), width approx. 13.5 cm (5.5"), dildo diameter approx. 2.6 cm (1"). Weight: approx. 160 g (5.5 oz). Caution: for display purposes only!

"Phallus II/2011; resin Jesus mounted to wooden dildo; wood, resin, steel, epoxy, and enamel. This phallus sculpture is a unique, individual piece of which only one exists world-wide, hand-made by the artist. Dildo base created from a German hand-crafted, spruce wood dildo. Messiah figurine in resin, secured by steel pin. Dimensions: height approx. 23 cm (9"), dildo diameter approx. 2.6 cm (1"). Weight: approx. 100 g (3.6 oz)."