Top 10 Metal Duo's I Want to be Double-Penetrated By

Lego BDSM The Gauntlet's favorite sex starved writer is at it again. Brandy has put down her Hitachi Magic Wand long enough to send us her latest Top 10 list. I am pretty sure she began using it again shortly after compiling this list for us.

Top 10 Metal Duos I Want to be DP'd By

Iron Maiden - Bruce Dickinson and Steve Harris


Gotta get them before they get too old! They are living legends and The most EPIC of Cock is what i seek most!

Lamb Of God - Willie and Chris Adler


Powerful duo of brothers that are the musical backbone of one of the greatest thrash bands to come out in the last 10 years! I want Chris to take the back end... play my ass like a bass drum!

Machine Head - Phil Demmel and Robb Flynn


Sexy as fuck! (I just hope Phil doesn't faint on me!) I often imagine what Robb's nose ring is gonna fill like while i sit on his face!

Chimaira - Rob Arnold and Mark Hunter


Mark's muscles + Rob's face = night time Jill-Off sessions for Brandy while watching their DVDs! (Oh and Mark's nose ring thing too!!)

Megadeth - Dave Ellefson and Chris Broderick


MegaFUCK... that's what this would be if i could score a double team with these two! Dave Jr. is so damn handsome too! I imagine that if there are any mirrors.. thats where all of Chris' focus will be.

KISS - Gene and Paul


... Make-up smeared all over us 3 with bits of curly hairs from Paul's chest EVERYWHERE... HOT!
*Gene rolls on his custom KISS brand Condoms* "Only $10 each with your choice of member on YOUR member!"

Gojira - Joe and Mario Duplantier


I just want them to speak French to me while they give me the Eiffel Tower treatment!
A threesome with two guys and a girl, where one guy is hitting it from behind, and the other guy is getting a blow job. The guys are high-fiving over the girl to make the Eiffel tower shape.

Amon Amarth - Johan Hegg and Ted Lundstrom


Two hot Viking Men pillaging my nether lands with Mighty Norse Pork Swords! Take me to Valhalla!!

GWAR - Oderus Urungus (Dave Brockie) and Jizmak Da Gusha (Brad Roberts)


Hehe... i don't really have a good reason other than that i love this band. Jizmack's fucking HOT too... so theres that! An Epic Lay that any true metal slut would want!

Cannibal Corpse - Alex Webster and George Fisher


HONESTLY the worlds most desirable bass player; those fucking fingers make me wet with anticipation! Alex is a metal Demigod! I cant fuck Nathan Explosion from Deathklok... so i will settle for the one who inspired his character... Corpsegrinder!



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