Top 10 Metal Duo's I Want to be Double-Penetrated By

The Gauntlet's favorite sex starved writer is at it again. Brandy has put down her Hitachi Magic Wand long enough to send us her latest Top 10 list. I am pretty sure she began using it again shortly after compiling this list for us.

Top 10 Metal Duos I Want to be DP'd By

Iron Maiden - Bruce Dickinson and Steve Harris

Gotta get them before they get too old! They are living legends and The most EPIC of Cock is what i seek most!

Lamb Of God - Willie and Chris Adler

Powerful duo of brothers that are the musical backbone of one of the greatest thrash bands to come out in the last 10 years! I want Chris to take the back end... play my ass like a bass drum!

Machine Head - Phil Demmel and Robb Flynn

Sexy as fuck! (I just hope Phil doesn't faint on me!) I often imagine what Robb's nose ring is gonna fill like while i sit on his face!

Chimaira - Rob Arnold and Mark Hunter

Mark's muscles + Rob's face = night time Jill-Off sessions for Brandy while watching their DVDs! (Oh and Mark's nose ring thing too!!)

Megadeth - Dave Ellefson and Chris Broderick

MegaFUCK... that's what this would be if i could score a double team with these two! Dave Jr. is so damn handsome too! I imagine that if there are any mirrors.. thats where all of Chris' focus will be.

KISS - Gene and Paul

... Make-up smeared all over us 3 with bits of curly hairs from Paul's chest EVERYWHERE... HOT!
*Gene rolls on his custom KISS brand Condoms* "Only $10 each with your choice of member on YOUR member!"

Gojira - Joe and Mario Duplantier

I just want them to speak French to me while they give me the Eiffel Tower treatment!
A threesome with two guys and a girl, where one guy is hitting it from behind, and the other guy is getting a blow job. The guys are high-fiving over the girl to make the Eiffel tower shape.

Amon Amarth - Johan Hegg and Ted Lundstrom

Two hot Viking Men pillaging my nether lands with Mighty Norse Pork Swords! Take me to Valhalla!!

GWAR - Oderus Urungus (Dave Brockie) and Jizmak Da Gusha (Brad Roberts)

Hehe... i don't really have a good reason other than that i love this band. Jizmack's fucking HOT too... so theres that! An Epic Lay that any true metal slut would want!

Cannibal Corpse - Alex Webster and George Fisher

HONESTLY the worlds most desirable bass player; those fucking fingers make me wet with anticipation! Alex is a metal Demigod! I cant fuck Nathan Explosion from Deathklok... so i will settle for the one who inspired his character... Corpsegrinder!

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Brandy (aka Blackrockerchiq)    August 31, 2010