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New vintage wine label launched which was named after a band which was named after a penis


David Coverdale has just launched his own vintage wine. Unfortunately they opted against Tawney Kitaen writhing around as a hood ornament for the label.
"It's a bodacious, cheeky little wine, filled to the brim with the spicy essence of sexy, slippery Snakeyness ... I recommend it to complement any & all grown up friskiness & hot tub jollies ...

Is this love? ... I believe it is ..."

Click here to order

And all that for only $24.95

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Tags:  WhitesnakewineTawney KitaenDavid Coverdale 

    June 14, 2010

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