Swashbuckle make drummer walk the plank

New Jersey's thrashing pirates SWASHBUCKLE have parted ways with drummer Captain Crashride and have replaced him with Bootsmann Collins.

Commented frontman Admiral Nobeard: "Ahoy scallywags and asshats! There's been a bit of a change in the 'BUCKLE rank as of late. We have recently parted ways with drummer Captain Crashride. He brought us five years of service and utter shenanigans, and we wish him nothing but the best in combating that extreme outbreak of scurvy. With that being said, we now have a new drummer stepping up to fill the boots and more so to speak, and that man be none other than Bootsmann Collins. He's a fucking killer drummer and quite the retarded pirate. So we couldn't be more stoked to have him aboard. So please give him a warm welcome with yar internet shit-talk and utter disgust for everything piratical. We wouldn't have it any other way. Eat a bowl of fuck! Check out the bootsmann's other band as well - WE ALL HAVE DAY JOBS."

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Tags:  Swashbuckle, Admiral Nobeard, Captain Crashride, Nuclear Blast Records 

jason    April 14, 2010