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Remaining members of Korn find Jesus


Korn (2008) Jonathan Davis and James Christian 'Munky' Shaffer have reportedly found Jesus. The pair were eating potato chips over the weekend and "Jonathan put his hand in the bag and pulled a chip out that looked like the Virgin Mary. We both saw it. We took the chip to our studio where we are working with Ross Robinson and he said it looked more like a stripper he received a lap dance from earlier that evening. From that moment on, we knew we were on a path chosen by God."

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    April 01, 2010

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