New orphanage opens in Boston, MA to deal with expected unwanted babies from Howard Jones' baby mommas
In a move to stay on top of the expected flood of unwanted babies in Boston, MA, The State Dept of Child Welfare has opened a new orphanage to handle the spike in babies fathered by Howard Jones of Killswitch Engage.
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Tags: Killswitch Engage, Howard Jones, baby momma, April Fools
jason fisher April 01, 2010
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