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New orphanage opens in Boston, MA to deal with expected unwanted babies from Howard Jones' baby mommas


Killswitch Engage In a move to stay on top of the expected flood of unwanted babies in Boston, MA, The State Dept of Child Welfare has opened a new orphanage to handle the spike in babies fathered by Howard Jones of Killswitch Engage.



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    April 01, 2010

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