My Chemical Romance to go on hiatus; fans expected to wear darker shade of eyeliner in mourning

My Chemical Romance vocalist Gerard Way confirmed emo fans worst fears today by announcing that the band will take an indefinite hiatus. Following the announcement, several CVS and Walgreen's reported outages in darker shades of eyeliner. When one fan was confronted by a CVS store manager, he replied "today is a sad day for MCR fans. We are all in mourning and will dawn a darker shade of eyeliner until the group reforms."
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Tags: My Chemical Romance, MCR, Gerard Way, April fools
jason fisher April 01, 2010
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