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Live From Tonight's GWAR Show In San Antonio, TX

9:30 pm - Ok so Ghoul about to start. Why do guys avoid staring at ma bewbz? Fucking lame! If you don't look at titties your a gay boy!

9:18 pm - Time to get drunk! I'm nervous as fuck! Have you ever been so nervous it makes you horny? Tell me its normal!

9:10 pm - Finally at the backstage live! Um where are all the fags who love to be sprayed with goo? More people better gets their asses here!!

11:45 am - Test-icles