Concert Assholes: Fat Stage Divers

Have some consideration. It is bad enough that we have normal sized stage divers jumping at 50 MPH towards us and as they pass by kicking us in the face with their size 12's. It is really inconsiderate when a fat guy or girl, you know who you are, waddles up on stage and leaps. That shit ain't cool. There is a reason you drop to the ground. No one cares to prop your sweaty ass up and carry you like a god to the bar. If you are in question if you should stage dive, use this test: if people start screaming and the pit parts like the Red Sea, you are too fat.


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jason fisher    July 30, 2009