SODOM ANNOUNCES DELUXE EXPANDED RE-ISSUE EDITIONS

Marilyn Manson isn't so scary now that he's a fat slob

Maybe the term 'slob' was a bit harsh, but Marilyn Manson has packed on considerable weight in recent months. Has he substituted coca-cola for cocaine? Did he turn to cookies after the release of another pile-o-shit album? Maybe he's been hanging out at Arby's desperately trying to be shocking to Mormons. We can all agree, he is a sad, aging, has been rocker.