For an extra $500, you can hang with others dumb enough to pay $500 at Ozzfest

As usual, Ozzfest is selling VIP packages for Ozzfest. In the past, fans have been taken paid up to $300 for VIP tickets for the hottest metal festival of the Summer. Last year, for $300, fans got premium seats, got VIP access, preferred parking, access to VIP area for 2nd stage, and a hot slut VIP party host and chance to meet Ozzy. Not a bad package when you total everything up.

This year, VIP fans will get premium seating and parking, "access to VIP lounge area with complimentary snacks & water," and access to Ozzy's lair sponsored by ESP Guitars. With this years less than stellar lineup, I was fucking pissed shocked to find out that they are charging $500 for this years VIP package. And you don't even get to meet Ozzy this year and watch him soil himself!!! And for the snacks in the VIP area, you get just water? OMGWTF!!! (sorry, I was told I need to appeal to a younger audience.) How metal is water and a bag of corn nuts?

For those of you wishing to claim your water and corn nuts VIP tickets, click here.

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Tags:  Ozzfest, Ozzy Osbourne, Metallica, AEG, Texas

jason    June 30, 2008