Not Necessarily News: Kid Rock gets sand in vagina, pulls out of Download Festival

Kid Rock has pulled out of todays Download Festival, apparently after sand got in his vagina. The rocker was reportedly taken to the hospital minutes before he was scheduled to take the stage, leaving fans in attendance ecstatic.

A statement from festival organizers reads: "We've had the curse of Download. Kid Rock is not very well (and) we've had to rush him to hospital in Nottingham (England). He apologizes to his fans."

Judas Priest took the stage and treated fans to a longer than expected set.

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Tags:  Kid Rock, Download Festival, Disturbed, Judas Priest 

jason    June 13, 2008