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The Gauntlet launches The Sausage Index

May 4 will forever mark a great day in heavy metal history. The Gauntlet has launched the ultimate concert going guide, The Sausage Index, sponsored by the great people at Roadrunner Records. As all metal fans are aware, most metal shows are total Sausage Fests. The ratio of guys to girls is overwhelming. The Gauntlet has taken 7 years of comprehensive data and compiled it into The Sausage Index. No longer will you wonder what the ratio of guys to girls will be at a given show. Beginning today, every band on The Gauntlet will have a nice pretty graph to show you the bands ratio of guys and girls. And if that's not enough, we have also broken down the fans sexual preference into a nice little graph.

Can't make up your mind whether to see Motley Crue or Poison in 2 weeks? We've got you covered. You can compare the two artists on the same page and see that while Motley Crue has a higher ratio of girls to guys, more of the girls at Poison's show are bi-sexual. I'd stick with the Poison show as you have a better chance of a threesome.

To view a bands Sausage Index, use the search engine above, or go to any bands BIO page.

   

Date: May 04, 2009
As Reported by: admin


Tags:  Motley CruePoisonSausage IndexSausage Fest

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Comments

loudboy - 2009-05-17 17:06:21
Chicks are on there own at a show.I'm there to get as close as i can and rock out.The dudes who grab chicks asses in a crowd are losers and should be shot!Not cool would never be such a snake.But there out there girls so be carefull.

kristychomp - 2009-05-04 11:58:20
I think a lot of guys need some etiquette classes at shows. It is like they have never seen a chick or a tit. I hate getting felt up when i body surf at shows. Maybe with more girls at shows, guys would behave less like animals.

vomitgod - 2009-05-04 11:51:23
This is funny. I think it is really interesting. I do think girls get in the way at a lot of metal shows, but I do like seeing them there. I find a lot of the info interesting but looks very accurate. Glam metal show a high level of girls. Limp Bizkit has a high level of gay guys, death metal is mainly guys.

rev-erebus - 2009-05-04 11:23:21
this is a fucking stupid idea if your going to gigs just to check out women your a sad fucking retard

steiner666 - 2009-05-04 11:10:23
metal shows work much better as sausage parties in my experience. g/fs are lead weight buzz-kills at shows, and almost always ruin what would have been an awesome time with your buds. if you want to chase pussy... there's really better places to do so at. plus, i'm sick of 100lbs chicks being up front/in the pit... there's a conflict between my wanting to get smashed and tear shit up and not give a fuck, and my wanting to avoid accidentally sending any chicks to the hospital. all that having been said, it is pretty awesome when you meet a woman thats at the show because she loves the music, and can hold her own in the pit....

Fate Nightly - 2009-05-04 09:59:31
OMG that is so cool



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