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This weeks photo caption contest

Everyone knows the centaur is the most metal of all animals so this weeks photo caption is a real live centaur. Best photo caption gets some really cool CD's from Roadrunner Records







   

Date: Apr 16, 2009
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Tags:  Centaurphoto caption

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Comments

God - 2009-04-21 13:11:31
"Hook, Line and stinker...where did it all go wrong!?"
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Anna - 2009-04-21 12:47:31
Beware of metal geeks bearing horse shit.
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myamy08 - 2009-04-21 12:44:50
hair extension by paris $15, leather chaps by Tesla $45, Bringing Barry home to mom and dad...priceless!!
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myamy08 - 2009-04-21 12:34:13
Hair extention by paris $15, leather chaps by Tesla $45, look on mom and dads face with Barry my new boyfriend...priceless!
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pullmeunder09@aim.com - 2009-04-21 08:55:04
Half horse, half ass.
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wkkep@hotmail.com - 2009-04-21 05:09:42
You think I'm messed up? What do you think that little girl to my left will be in a few years time?
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Matt - 2009-04-20 22:21:12
I added every detail...
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Tyler - 2009-04-20 15:42:14
When i wished i was as fit as a horse this isnt wat i meant
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sensualsuffering - 2009-04-20 15:26:35
If you think I'm a horse's ass, you should meet my brother!
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sensualsuffering - 2009-04-20 15:19:09
If you think I'm a horse's ass you should meet my brother.
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sensualsuffering - 2009-04-20 15:16:06
If you think I'm a horse's ass you should meet my brother.
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lauren - 2009-04-20 15:14:17
Hey big boy ...
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Lauren - 2009-04-20 15:06:11
Hey big boy ...
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Fate Nightly - 2009-04-20 06:48:21
You guys are just jealous I am hung like a horse
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Scoundrel - 2009-04-20 06:22:28
'Somehow, whenever I dress up, I feel like a horses ass!'
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sick n twisted - 2009-04-20 04:58:40
ok, so which part was the animal?
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no just sick - 2009-04-20 04:52:05
which part is he animal?
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- 2009-04-20 03:19:29
Randy from Trailer Park Boys in the World Of Warcraft...
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jayballer14 - 2009-04-19 23:15:25
this guy hasnt seen the whispering eye for years
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DeanoMajik - 2009-04-19 20:44:53
Always trying to be the centaur of attention
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psychopath001 - 2009-04-19 19:42:00
Another free cedit report.com victim.
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metal101 - 2009-04-19 17:54:38
see,I wasn't lying in the dating chat room,part of me is built like a horse.
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Mike - 2009-04-19 17:52:48
See,I wasn't lying in the dating chat room,part of me is built like a horse.
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metalash - 2009-04-19 14:51:42
when you think you've seen it all at the renaissance fair.
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bobbyflo - 2009-04-19 14:01:36
"Come kid, take me to "Show And Tell" at your school.Whaddya say?
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endgamer77 - 2009-04-19 13:31:06
I give rides to any hot woman. two legs or four
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metalash - 2009-04-19 13:24:39
Kids, this is what happens when you do drugs!
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mhildr - 2009-04-19 11:19:25
Do these chaps make my ass look big?
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- 2009-04-19 03:44:11
I'm no centaur, I'm a real boy
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paz - 2009-04-18 23:38:12
Xena,Gabrielle go get the Amazons i need help! Mr.ED just stuck his head up my ass!
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paz - 2009-04-18 22:57:29
Xena,Gabrielle go get the Amazons i need help! Mr.ED stuck his head up my ass!
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vomitgod - 2009-04-18 21:12:11
someeone needs a life
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fresh_2.life - 2009-04-18 19:46:06
"dude. i know we gotta make this costume work but, can you get your head out of my anus?"
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Grim Pinata - 2009-04-18 18:45:10
Mundania sucks!! Xanth, I'm comin' home!!!
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rockinchick - 2009-04-18 17:26:47
You know why the renaissance fair chose me? Because it's two things. And I'm two things. That's two things-ism
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joe chivers - 2009-04-18 13:16:05
this is horse****
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Fate Nightly - 2009-04-18 10:54:15
Pony rides, kids 6 and under ride free
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Deadstar - 2009-04-18 08:43:23
you like what i see? i know i do
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Revelation 23 - 2009-04-18 06:52:59
Dude, where's the folk metal festival at?
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- 2009-04-18 06:14:22
Hard to miss in a police lineup that's for sure.
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Maki Balls - 2009-04-18 06:11:52
And what did YOU eat?
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josh - 2009-04-18 05:13:35
"do ya recon the dude wearing the leather chaps knows he has a horse up his arse"
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SteveW - 2009-04-18 02:31:18
Shot of tequilla: 3 pesos Bail out of mexican jail: 15 pesos and your sister Donkey show,tequilla and one night stand: Fucking Priceless
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- 2009-04-18 00:09:31
"Notice how the hair on my hooves and the hair on my head matches? Yeah, That's how metal looks, badass."
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daeman777 - 2009-04-17 23:57:17
Looks can be deceiving; actually his boyfriend last his car keys...
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hmlessalky - 2009-04-17 22:38:53
Life between Allman Brothers tours is rough....
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hmlessalky - 2009-04-17 22:37:55
Life between Allman Brothers tours is rough....
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newcharge - 2009-04-17 21:41:45
You know obesity is becoming a problem when it spreads to America's centaurs.
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Mychael R - 2009-04-17 21:37:06
You know obesity's bad when it starts hitting the American centaurs.
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Jamie - 2009-04-17 19:56:05
Ohh sorry, the beastiality convention is the other way.
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FugHoff - 2009-04-17 19:51:32
...and you thought YOU were hung like a horse!
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FugHoff - 2009-04-17 19:45:17
...and you thought YOU were hung like a horse...
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third - 2009-04-17 19:25:09
oh baby :)
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third - 2009-04-17 19:24:48
oh baby :)
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Fates_Accompli - 2009-04-17 17:28:45
Ladies and Gentlemen I proudly introduce to the world...Mr.Ed and Wilburs Lovechild.
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Jordan - 2009-04-17 17:03:07
"Fuck you, Faggot!"
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B-Wat - 2009-04-17 15:57:02
half man, half horse....full metal
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levi2992 - 2009-04-17 14:18:55
And I wear no underwear....
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NShan - 2009-04-17 14:15:27
And I dont wear underwear....
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xx_wakeup2reality_xx - 2009-04-17 14:01:21
What has his mother fucked for him to end up like that!
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Fallen - 2009-04-17 13:34:37
Jeeze he is staring at the camera like come ride me
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driftingx - 2009-04-17 13:16:15
Some guys head is in my ass. Can you tell?
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loudboy - 2009-04-17 13:08:45
Looks like the guy who delivers my mail each day!
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taytot828 - 2009-04-17 12:24:32
"look this gift-horse in the mouth"
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- 2009-04-17 12:23:44
look this gift-horse in the mouth
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Just Mike - 2009-04-17 12:12:11
"You got a Harley. You got tattoos...Ladies, ride on this."
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- 2009-04-17 12:07:22
You got a Harley. You got tattoos. Ride on this!
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drumt3ch09 - 2009-04-17 10:28:27
If that dude is the Sagittarius I will slap my mother for giving birth to me in November.
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MartinisMetal - 2009-04-17 09:53:30
Half-assed braided hair, hairy beer gut, 3 inch wide can in the crotch and oversized furry snow boots?? Every time period has it's own Britney Spears!
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BenBen85 - 2009-04-17 09:33:14
This guy is weird by Renaissance Fair standards
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deathmetaldemon - 2009-04-17 09:19:20
There should be a whole band of these guys!Centaur Corpse!
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Ryan - 2009-04-17 06:50:15
His plan is working, he has a ttracted the attention of the opposite sex
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isntreallyjesus - 2009-04-17 00:31:33
ahhh. ye olde days. when you could smuggle a man in your trousers without getting caught
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schranz - 2009-04-16 20:26:54
So this is what the guy in the Old Spice commercial looks like before photshop.
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rasputin - 2009-04-16 18:36:48
another neutered horse
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Kris - 2009-04-16 16:24:19
Looks like the dude I had a one night stand with after last summers Ozzfest
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RaspberryBadfinger - 2009-04-16 16:19:39
Zakk Wylde has really let himself go.
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vomitgod - 2009-04-16 16:19:23
I'd hate to be bringing up the rear
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Fate Nightly - 2009-04-16 16:18:56
i think he ate a small child
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