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Top 10 Worst Black Metal Videos


Black Metal has always prided itself on being low budget and when it comes to music videos, there is no exception. However having your friend film you without a tripod at 2am in the forest somewhere while you run around like an asshat wearing corpsepaint doesn't make you kvlt, it makes you an asshat. You know who else puts on heavy white white makeup and runs around making a fool of themselves? A clown. For a genre that claims to pride itself on originality, why do 90% of the videos look like they were shot on the Universal Studio backlot? Below are our favorite low budget black metal videos that are absurd.






#10 Satanic Cowboys - ROAR!!1one!




#9 Immortal - Grim and Frostbitten Kingdoms




#8 Morbid Anal Fog





#7 Dark Kirchensteuer - Leb doch selber





#6 Arckanum - Gava Fran Trulen





#5 Ancient - Lilith's Embrace





#4 Trollech - Ve stinu starych dubu





#3 Trollkotze - Im Marchenwald





#2 Immortal - Call Of The Wintermoon





#1 Detsorgsekalf - In The Blood Of A Thousand Virgins Rises Chevy Chase



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Date: Feb 18, 2009
As Reported by: jason fisher
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Pharmb29 - 2009-04-05 12:44:58
Very nice site!

bonethica - 2009-02-20 02:06:23
That fuckin video is really SHIT, it's embarasing all BM fans!!!

steiner666 - 2009-02-19 12:37:37
lol @ #6... wtf @ #3 (dont think this one really even fits the category)... #1 is definitely the dumbest, but intentionally so it seems... looks liek a buncha kids chasing a tranny

ryan - 2009-02-19 06:35:43
Black Metal music is great. But the videos just come across as comical.

Givingyouthefinger - 2009-02-18 22:18:12
Those are so terrible, it's hard to even laugh at them. One or two at least were decent sounding. Did these people actually think their videos looked good? I feel dumber now.

Magna_Of_Illusion - 2009-02-18 21:51:27
wow BLACKMETALSUCKS, appearently you don't understand true BM, go listen to some Emperor, if you don't think that takes talent or is good music, so go fuck off because black metal, in my opinion, is one of the most extreme genres of metal, one of the best, and if you know where to look, one of the most varied.

- 2009-02-18 17:06:42
these black metal videos have gone horribly wrong

FleischBerg - 2009-02-18 16:04:13
LOL @ Detsorgsekalfs' drum computer(2.00)

BLACKMETALSUCKS - 2009-02-18 15:56:44
Black Metal is the worst metal genre ever. hands down.

pedropp - 2009-02-18 13:54:10
I wonder if the author knows that a few are fake bands. Good list regadless

abaath - 2009-02-18 13:36:24
funny shit. immortal is hands down the worst as far as videos go

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