sam lawrance - 2009-02-27 08:16:35
here comes the crack of dawn
lilflo666@hotmail.com - 2009-02-27 08:15:19
i lost my lube has anyone seen it
Reaver - 2009-01-21 22:09:54
What's bigger than Rodan? What's bigger than Mothra?!?!? ...Milano's ass, apparently...
martin - 2009-01-21 16:01:51
aYMSbT hi! its a nice site!
Onyxdragon - 2009-01-15 20:36:45
THAT is one SHINY moon.
sdmfer - 2009-01-15 12:52:11
(cue piano music) "ok where's that other guy and the cup, let's do this!"
jennigirl0801 - 2009-01-14 17:45:28
i told you my ass was nice and tight
- 2009-01-14 17:41:24
i told you i had a tight ass
JR - 2009-01-14 16:04:31
I have a crack in my ass and shit keeps coming out of it. So can you help me doc?
Revenant Media - 2009-01-14 13:41:14
Joe The Plumber's Evil Twin
Gent - 2009-01-14 12:56:54
So, what's the crack?
Alex - 2009-01-14 12:34:04
Then the tattoos realised the unfortunate positioning of their heads.
mayka32435@yahoo.com - 2009-01-14 09:16:46
where'd you go little buddy?
serpentunion - 2009-01-13 18:18:03
looks like he fell in a pool of asscrack
serpentunion - 2009-01-13 18:17:05
that dude jumped in a pool of sick
ahhhhhhh asssscraaaaaack
salbarbz20 - 2009-01-13 16:29:54
ahh man that hooker gave me crabs!!
sal - 2009-01-13 16:27:52
ahhh that hooker gave me crabsss
Alex Wrieden - 2009-01-13 12:00:16
Dude, i lost my change and also have u seen my crack.
Nazza - 2009-01-13 08:19:46
Do You Take Mastercard aswell?
jamie - 2009-01-12 23:50:18
hey honey i got us heaps of crack. you keen?
-drina- - 2009-01-12 21:33:30
"I hope that's a plunger. I can sure use it to get this towel out of my ass!!"
matt - 2009-01-12 16:59:04
good thing theres a fire extinguisher cuz its gettn pretty hott in here
jaimeleigh - 2009-01-12 14:42:25
that's an extremely little ass section for such a big man. its an oompa loompa behind on a giant.
Jackalous - 2009-01-12 12:54:47
Billy, Billy. Maybe if you had a bit more crack you'd become an actual rockstar?
Jinny - 2009-01-12 12:18:52
So that's how fat men leave lent on the toilets...HMMMMM
Jinny - 2009-01-12 12:17:48
Will it come out brown?!?!
JINNY - 2009-01-12 12:15:02
Housekeeping Please.....uh yes, I need you to bring me some more towels....my ass ate all the other ones. Thank you
I_N_Hale - 2009-01-12 09:31:49
I told you the dentures work better on this end.
Jennifer - 2009-01-12 09:28:52
I told you it would work better with the dentures on this end.
Chris - 2009-01-12 06:34:49
Damn rights I brought my shit ticket dispenser
tony smith - 2009-01-12 06:04:15
who needs 3 hands when you can clench your butt cheeks this tight
Robert - 2009-01-12 04:44:52
Does this towel make me look fat?
Dozer - 2009-01-11 23:01:53
OK... I want the tattoo to say "EXIT ONLY"
Leprosy - 2009-01-11 22:35:26
fire extinguishers: not only for fire but also for sexual pleasure
oompa - 2009-01-11 20:31:04
that blue angel burned and that extinguisher didnt work for shit
haksheb - 2009-01-11 18:31:44
oh my god! that's awful! those tattoos are terrible!
scs88 - 2009-01-11 14:11:11
Devourment has nothing on this devourmenting anus.
maggot 4 life - 2009-01-11 09:26:44
i heard of butt floss but this is a little over the top
Daniel Wells - 2009-01-11 08:46:41
Theres nothing more to say, i love shoving towels up my ass
chrisplaysguitar22 - 2009-01-11 08:20:20
I wanna use the broom, but the towel feels so good already!
duffyrhonda - 2009-01-11 03:43:38
really-its not how it looks..Casper REALLY wanted to win at hide-and-go-seek!!
6metal6heart6 - 2009-01-11 01:50:54
The towel or the extinguisher? To keep the demons out of my ass.
duffyrhonda - 2009-01-11 00:30:28
really-its not how it looks..Casper REALLY wanted to win at hide-and-go-seek!!
cornfieldsurfer - 2009-01-10 17:00:50
Is your ass hungry?? Cuz its eating that towel!!
Lestat - 2009-01-10 16:38:35
britney realised that her life of drink,drugs and random sex had affected her schoolgirl look
Jackattack - 2009-01-10 15:57:33
"I wonder..can I reverse the suction?"
Cody - 2009-01-10 13:26:25
If I was Trivium,
everyone else would be kissin' my ass righ tnow.
The real Billy Milano "Seriously - 2009-01-10 12:52:50
Next time tell your mom no starch in my undies...
Steve - 2009-01-10 11:49:51
I tried to put the fire in my ass out with a towel,guess I need the extinguisher(DAMN CHILI)
Steve - 2009-01-10 11:49:10
I tried to put the fire in my ass out with a towel,guess I need the extinguisher(DAMN CHILI)
tabooman - 2009-01-10 10:30:54
OH my God, it's the Shaman of Cellulite.
emily - 2009-01-10 10:25:05
'does my butt look big in this?'-billy
msterscary - 2009-01-10 10:03:50
'Seasoning the Obese' indeed.
msterscary - 2009-01-10 09:58:31
"Seasoning The Obese" indeed.
crzymetal666 - 2009-01-10 07:44:42
Nothing says lovin' like a clean asshole for your boyfriend!!
peng e fan - 2009-01-10 00:02:32
the hottest demonic ass in the world ridding fun
Stevenn - 2009-01-09 22:27:39
Rejected album art for Trivium's 'Shogun' CD.
joeyG - 2009-01-09 18:28:07
from SOD to MOD to OMG
druwp13 - 2009-01-09 17:48:53
Brittany Spears can kiss this.
redven - 2009-01-09 17:01:04
someone's ready for a happy ending
samiam - 2009-01-09 16:27:49
i bet whoever took this picture of Billy is now buried under Giants stadium
RaspberryBadfinger - 2009-01-09 16:25:18
"Deelish!" - The singer from Gorgoroth
admin - 2009-01-09 16:18:56
does he have the towel tucked into his asscrack or is it just 'stuck' there
hugomitson - 2009-01-09 16:10:50
After a half assed show, Billy tries to unwind
DickieStyle - 2009-01-09 16:05:39
"Man, screw you guys... When I said it burns when I pee I didn't mean literally burns. You guys are assholes." - Billy
imnotwillie - 2009-01-09 15:49:27
Billy had a weird thing for fire extinguishers.
imnotwillie - 2009-01-09 15:47:03
Reggie had a weird thing for fire extinguishers.
ZeppelinRules9 - 2009-01-09 14:39:10
METAL UP YOUR ASS!!!
jayballer14 - 2009-01-09 14:16:28
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keebler - 2009-01-09 13:49:40
Let's See. A broom handle or fire extinguisher? I think i'll ram the broom up my ass tonight.
rupeno0b - 2009-01-09 13:47:28
nothing like man-ass to start out the new year at the Gauntlet
pedropp - 2009-01-09 13:46:28
got crack
ryan - 2009-01-09 13:42:44
I thought he'd have cellulite on that ass.