Date: Nov 07, 2008
As Reported by: Quentin Haigh
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andras - 2008-11-17 22:51:17
wtf
andras - 2008-11-17 22:50:20
Mustaine for President bcs he has gustsssssssss lotsss of!!!!!
And Anselmo de vice-president bcs well... he`s always drunk so... its a good pair xD
- 2008-11-15 10:30:24
serj tankian makes a real fuckin president
Rage - 2008-11-14 13:58:24
Tom Morello:"Just give all the money we have to starving musicians and the politically challenged like all the terrorists that want to kill us".
WAT - 2008-11-10 21:58:24
Mustaine would make a great president.
the_bastard_son - 2008-11-10 05:14:09
ahahaha that was good i enjoyed reading that
thedevilsfavouriteson - 2008-11-10 01:27:00
gene simmons for president.
corpse grinder as the first lady
glen benton as minister of defence
Jimbo - 2008-11-09 22:44:49
The Nuge for prez. Ted Nugent would get this shit flyin right. amen.
Russell - 2008-11-09 19:20:46
That Petrucci one was hilarious!!! So was the Phil Anselmo
Dallas - 2008-11-09 16:18:23
WTF are u plain retarted
Dave mustane would be a great president... the guy is a fuckin genious... And he doesent have a thing against gays... WTF ARE U DUMB
sn1p3r - 2008-11-09 15:29:44
druwp: exactly man.. exactly.. craig jones would be the worst/best president ever.
HvyMtl0666 - 2008-11-08 19:22:06
I think Mustain would make the worst President. He seems all whinny. All we need is a born a gain Christian in office... it'll be 9-11 x 10...
snuffy - 2008-11-08 19:07:54
WTF??? All these people EXEPT for dave would make awesome leaders... they should start a political carreer here in australia!
druwp13 - 2008-11-08 14:33:01
133 from slipknot. i give u his inaugural speech.
"..................................."
zombiePresident - 2008-11-08 11:13:06
i think phil would be a good president.
glen benton would be a good president too.
sladog78 - 2008-11-08 11:11:13
i'm with bill.
you know where you are? your in washington baby! your gonna dieeeeeeeee...
LordRaige - 2008-11-08 10:16:58
Nice list! Corey Taylor, Mustaine and Hetfield, Anselmo. Dio, Petrucci and Scott Ian......but one thing for Mustaine though, "all of Metallica's songs will rightly altered to say 'written by Dave Mustaine'", is he smoking crack or something? Anselmo will legalize pot, Petrucci will pull off hour long solos everytime he makes an appearance. Hetfield will make it that everyone in America will go hunting everyday and take fans out on hunting trips all over the world. And lastly, only god knows what Dio, Scott Ian and Corey Taylor will do to change America!
rey - 2008-11-08 09:22:24
yeah i would of put axl in there definitely. i must say i highly disagree with dio though i think he would be a badass president.
Dimebass - 2008-11-08 09:01:22
Marilyn Manson, Axl Rose, Alice Cooper, Kerry King, the rest of Slipknot...
All of these plus the above would make amazingly bad presidents, but would be so amazingly bad, they'd be good.
Phil Anselmo for next president!
bee - 2008-11-07 20:28:39
i am laughing outrageously. but ya know who this list needs? Alice Cooper and Geoff Tate.
anathema - 2008-11-07 20:08:11
FAIL!!!!!
bill - 2008-11-07 19:25:59
wheres axl?
In the spirit of the recent election, what follows is a list of the top 10 metal dudes who would make the absolute worst US Presidents if nominated four years from now, accompanied by our interpretation of what their inauguration speech might sound like. The criteria for entry were the same as the criteria for becoming the President of the US:
