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Bury Your Dead Album Review

Bury Your Dead album cover   Band Name: Bury Your Dead
Album Name: Beauty And The Breakdown
Rating: 1.5 / 5       User Rating: 4.5 / 5
Label: Victory Records
Buy Album: Amazon.com
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Tracklist
1. House Of Straw
2. A Glass Slipper
3. The Poison Apple
4. Twelfth Stroke Of Midnight
5. Trail Of Crumbs
6. A Wishing Well
7. Let Down Your Hair
8. Mirror, mirror...
9. Second Star To The Right
10. The Enchanted Rose
11. House Of Brick


Bury Your Dead are ready to hit the road with Korn because their new album is all about that nu metal terribleness that isn't so new which is why 'Beauty and the Breakdown' is even worse than one could ever imagine. Any jackass who thinks Bury Your Dead is a good band in a serious way should be their roadie bitch for life. This album is absolutely crappy hilarity.

If you people thought their last disc was ridiculous wait until you hear tracks based off old fairy tales made popular by Disney animation. It's no surprise this band is jumping on tours with some of the lamest acts of today (i.e. Family Values Tour) because at this point they are all too fitting. If this was ever considered to be hardcore then I wonder what people will think of next. Soon the band will be getting calls for Slipknot tour support, anyone from Boston who once appreciated this band must be going through some awesome denial right now. Not that Bury Your Dead were ever good to begin with but this is just a new level of low for the band and to give you an idea about the music, just listen to their last 2 albums and you have this new one already.

For your enjoyment if you do not know the track listing here are some titles; 'A Glass Slipper', 'Let Down Your Hair', 'The Enchanted Rose', and honey, you better get back before the 'Twelfth Stroke of Midnight' or that carriage is going to turn back into a pumpkin. This is the best joke band ever.


Review by: Dave Huffy

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Comments


skibby101 - 2007-01-28 01:12:29
This album is awesome. A Glass Slipper House of Straw Mirror, Mirror... Very very good songs off the album, be sure to check them out if your into something heavy and also if u get the chance to seem them live TAKE IT!
skibby101 - 2007-01-28 01:11:11
Who ever wrote that review is very immature and it really pisses me off. I know for sure your not a musician or probably not even into Heavy Metal, Hardcore or whatever you want to call it. I've seen Bury Your Dead live... You go see BYD live.. then you can TRY to tell me they suck. Bitch
NoRly - 2006-07-27 23:59:14
I thought this was a review by staff..I figured it would be more than the ranting of one person with one opinion that you could just as well get from the average 12 yr old kid with too much time on his hands, you know like an objective assesment that actually gives reasons and justification for criticism..but I guess not. Hopefully I'll find a site with a review section staffed with people who at least got out of grade school soon, and if I do I'll post in case someone actually wants to know something other than a person's opinion on a given album.
rohan - 2006-07-13 13:43:43
great stuff, you should check out their earlier album, , cover your tracks
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