Zakk |
Black Tide bassist, Zakk, has taken some time out of his busy schedule while on the Mayhem Tour to fix your messed up lives. If you are in need of advice, feel free to ask here.
I'm in a band that is about to do our first tour but I have a girlfriend. What kind of advice can you give me to help me stay faithful while I'm out on the road? I'm sure the temptation is tough out there.
I've always lived by the rule of don't ask, don't tell when it comes to staying faithful on the road. If you really love her, then I'm sure you will have no problem staying faithful to her. I personally have girlfriends in every city, that's the way to do it bro.
Do you have any pets?
I have 3 really awesome cats that I love to death.
I have a hard time with relationships. Do you have any advice on how to keep girls interested in me?
Relationships are dumb, and anybody who thinks that it's really gonna last is a fool. Wear tight pants and throw a banana in there if needed.
My girlfriend wants me to be more romantic. I really like this girl and don't want to blow it by being too cheesy. What should I do to convince her I have a romantic side?
A girls idea of romantic is you paying for shit. My idea of romance is asking her before I put it in her butt. Tell her to stop asking for more than she can handle and that she needs to go buy you some new shoes.
What is Jenkem? Have you ever tried it?
Jenkem is an alleged hallucinogenic recreational drug composed of noxious gas formed from fermented human feces. It's pretty gross and I wouldn't recommend ever trying it. No comment as to if I have ever done it, but I will try almost anything twice.
I didn't graduate High School last year and was told to take 1 class in summer school. I haven't gone to single class. Should I tell my parents? I am 18.
I dropped out of high school on my first day of senior year, so if you really care about some asshole giving you a piece of paper that says you sat in a classroom for 12 years, then go ahead and get it. Don't let them keep you down.
Black Tide |
Do you have a good recipe for turkey chili?
Sadly enough I don't, but I'll bet if you watch the food network for a couple of hours something will come up. If all else fails, go to the supermarket, but a can of chili and throw some turkey cubes in it and shut up.
I play in a band and we're thinking about doing a 2 week tour in the fall or winter. With gas prices so high right now, it looks like we're gonna have to start living on $5 a day each. Any advice and what cities are the cheapest?
There is no such thing as a cheap city anymore, find a bunch of local sponsors and let them throw their buisness name on the side of your van, or whatever you have, and let them pay you for it. Treat the situation like a kids little league team.
I am 14 and get excited when I see my older sister, is this normal?
I'm not really sure, I use to get excited when I saw my friends sisters, but I never had one of my own. I don't think it's that normal, but it's probably pretty common when you're that age. Maybe try sneaking in on her in the shower and get a good look to make sure. If you're really into it, ask her to do something, if she isn't, wait till she's drunk and make your fantasy's come true!
How did you get into music?
When I was about 3 my mom showed me van halen, from then on I was totally hooked and wanted to be david lee roth.
Official Site
|
